What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Would you join a gym or workout at home and why?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why do men like low maintenance women?

-”Ah so!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why is Tiananmen Square censored?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

When a black man and a white woman have a child, does the child become white? If a white man and a black woman have a child, does the child become black?

Goldfinger

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Are there any penalties for bestiality in the USA and laws prohibiting it?

You Only Live Twice

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

You guys are talking about having sex with dogs. I heard a news man was trying to have sex with a female dog and got stuck inside. Is that possible? How does it feel inside a dog’s vagina?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Diamonds Are Forever

Why are people nowadays so into anal sex?

Live and Let Die

From Russia With Love

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

How big is the French Army?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Moonraker

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why does my sister want to have sex with me? What should I do?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Dr No

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

-”She is very sexyful!”

What are the pros and cons of banning homosexuality?

-J W Pepper

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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